Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Stomach Is Swollen And Hard



After more than two weeks without posting at finding distracted on issues less important unaffordable expenses in the first months, the income statement 2010, master thesis, etc. Today I think I can devote to more important and the first thing that comes to mind is thinking what is the invention of the century? A friend

see blogleyente, please think for a moment and think about what would be the best invention of all the times, will the computer?, Is the Internet?, Is the chat?, Is the iPod?, Does the machine Steam?, does the phone?, is the car?, is the plane?, is the microwave?, "satellite TV?, is the wonder bra?, does push up?, does the wheel?, is the fire?, "the press?. Let us discard
respective
by Descartes Theorem (if you have another use for the above theorem I beg you not to let me know) : the wonder bra, along with the push up and "you're the only man in my life " have been and are the web in which we have always tangled fallen men and comparable to contain a false love of a mother.

The Internet, chat, telephone, television, automobiles, cell phones are tools of communication and better communication is accomplished with sex (means by which even the words are unnecessary, freeing the fingers and lips for better purposes) .

iPod, the steam, microwave, printing, light bulb, always were and are the technological trinket of the moment as an example I will say that the light bulb is the most inefficient way to produce light.

Well I'll tell you what I think, in my always well-considered opinion, the best invention of all time is rice cooker with it the mystery is over and softly grained rice, secret that was passed down from generation generation among the female population, alleviating the task of women today and reducing that once take art in rice, water and oil, lower the lever and wait for the whistle sounds.

A single men they solved the food problem of preventing the above fall into the hands of the first matchmaker in their way and offered him food. Lo "man is through his stomach" lost force since then, a can of tuna with some hot rice fresh from a rice cooker is a treat for a hungry man (us men hungry, women are the appetite) and is crucial to avoid further commitments.

A married men allows us to not give in to blackmail with food in case of disputes / discussions / fights / damequetedoys, because a plate of food received in such circumstances always mean lowering our flags.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Why Does John Cena Hold Up 6 Fingers

classes


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Thursday, March 17, 2011

Poems To Make You Horney

Recent discoveries point



the baby boom we are having in Las Palmas Knits tend to pay more attention to the precious babies and mothers overwhelmed that populate the country. And true to my habit, I found some stuff they can come in handy, and I have been amused:)

How Not To Be a dramamama
; Blog essential to avoid making future mistakes of trial, or simply to laugh a little:)
Cookies pepper and spices not suitable for minors or sensitive stomachs. A customizable thermal
to take your small you always. Via Betty
Web point dedicated to babies, Via Lolita.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Bow From Blade Trinity

Stockings

A friend gets married, and that day should be beautiful. We weave your league wedding, and I'm making samples of all materials that fall into my hands. This is just one of several.

Keep me the secret is worth? It should be a surprise:)

Monday, March 14, 2011

Should You Shower Before Or After Waxing

The Order




Thanks Lisa and Christiane a great day:)

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Pokemon Doujinshi:ash Con Dawn

The invention of the century Here there

PPK says: "It (the earthquake) can be good for Japan, its exchange rate will mean devauluar and their exports become more competitive, Japanese cars cost less in Peru, eg ";
Pinasco
Chiara says : " The only good I can get q tsunami in Japan is now qx q do not think fishermen continue to kill dolphins to x greater in taiji ";

and is breaded the poor do Chiara as if she pretended to be leader.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Eye Make For Women In Their 30's

Tejeme.com market

came
super fast, thread samples, a handwritten card, free Marcapunta. And perfectly packed in a bag of own factory. You're a Solete Ana, and you know you've done a client:)

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Alprazolam Constipation

Macho men are not like women because males *

My wife, since we know, I've always dismissed as sexist, has even criticized Mamuska for education that gave me.

Yesterday, we returned with my wife and Elmito the pediatrician, when a conversation so we decided the future of Elmito:

Elmo: Elmito going to have to be an engineer or doctor ...
My wife not going to be the FAP like his grandfather.
Elmo: Why would that be if Elmito military is smart?
My wife Because it is handsome and will have a love in every city, and when going back home to say "well done dad."
Elmo: It's more macho than I've heard all the time we have together.
My wife not now.
Elmo: do not have to accept it, just think about it.

PD Happy day to all women, who are unknowingly sexist and that they are aware of this, which I was branded as sexist and non, but especially to you like the males.

* Title provided by the American Male, Lisandro Meza.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Transferring Pokemon From Pc To Ds

Sometimes Recycling weave wool collars

Why? Because I am a whopping, because sometimes it's cold here (If you gentlemen, in the Canary Islands also ) And I hate that the scarves are not standing still when you put them!! This is the perfect neck for many reasons, not too many meters of wire leads, which is woven fast, making it perfect for spending remains of yarn from other projects. Or, to use these skeins you bought on holiday but have not used in case you run short. Or those who one day but never gave you anything you used because they did justice. You know what I mean really:)

Pattern: Shawl Collared Cowl of Alana Dakos.
Yarn: Katia Cashwool , little more than a ball.
Needles: Double points of 5 and 5.50 mm
Notes: It is woven in two evenings, or whatever it is, in two episodes of Wallander .

... and of course, you see it as er MarĂ­o and what agency, so we weave other ....

Pattern: Shawl Collared Cowl of Alana Dakos.
Yarn: Katia Other Cashwool , little more than half ball, half ball of Merino Stop.
Needles: Double points of 5.50 and 6.00 mm
Notes: Use the thread that you have for the most amount of laps short.

And of course, saw a friend and I took her to buy yarn ....

Friday, March 4, 2011

Monster Energy Logo Belly Rings



time ago a good friend gave me some cotton yarn that was purchased years ago, and had no use. And hey, the thread is beautiful, organic cotton and silk mixed with others. But it's pink, and pink and I never got along. So I caught a maroon tint on having at home ...

Wiggles ... I gave him four in the pot of preserves ....

And a couple of hours after hanging to drain ....

I got this precious color!

Points to consider: For a few, for example points to tie the skein in several places to avoid becoming entangled in the process and can then winds with ease. If you use a commercial dye, and dye your cotton, use a color fixative in the final rinse. You can use any of those already on the market, but if you use vinegar work.

Now the question is unclear what should I do with it? I have about 400m long. Ideas?