Stomach Is Swollen And Hard

After more than two weeks without posting at finding distracted on issues less important unaffordable expenses in the first months, the income statement 2010, master thesis, etc. Today I think I can devote to more important and the first thing that comes to mind is thinking what is the invention of the century? A friend

see blogleyente, please think for a moment and think about what would be the best invention of all the times, will the computer?, Is the Internet?, Is the chat?, Is the iPod?, Does the machine Steam?, does the phone?, is the car?, is the plane?, is the microwave?, "satellite TV?, is the wonder bra?, does push up?, does the wheel?, is the fire?, "the press?. Let us discard
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by Descartes Theorem (if you have another use for the above theorem I beg you not to let me know) : the wonder bra, along with the push up and "you're the only man in my life " have been and are the web in which we have always tangled fallen men and comparable to contain a false love of a mother.

The Internet, chat, telephone, television, automobiles, cell phones are tools of communication and better communication is accomplished with sex (means by which even the words are unnecessary, freeing the fingers and lips for better purposes) .

iPod, the steam, microwave, printing, light bulb, always were and are the technological trinket of the moment as an example I will say that the light bulb is the most inefficient way to produce light.

Well I'll tell you what I think, in my always well-considered opinion, the best invention of all time is rice cooker with it the mystery is over and softly grained rice, secret that was passed down from generation generation among the female population, alleviating the task of women today and reducing that once take art in rice, water and oil, lower the lever and wait for the whistle sounds.

A single men they solved the food problem of preventing the above fall into the hands of the first matchmaker in their way and offered him food. Lo "man is through his stomach" lost force since then, a can of tuna with some hot rice fresh from a rice cooker is a treat for a hungry man (us men hungry, women are the appetite) and is crucial to avoid further commitments.

A married men allows us to not give in to blackmail with food in case of disputes / discussions / fights / damequetedoys, because a plate of food received in such circumstances always mean lowering our flags.